The reality salesman makes a house call

The reality salesman makes a house call

by Jon Rappoport

January 28, 2015


…For a moment, a person sees beyond the picture of his own reality. He sees huge open space. He knows he can act on the basis of an inner leverage. He knows he has great power.

And then…


Step up, folks. This is a deal you can’t afford to miss. You know that thing you cling to like a drowning man in a turbulent sea?

It’s called reality, and I represent the company that manufactures it. I’m proud to say I’ve held this job for over a hundred thousand years. So as far as product knowledge is concerned, you just aren’t going to find anybody like me.

I’m here to tell you that reality is never anything more than rocks and bricks and concrete and steel. Reality is never anything more than a house and all the things in it, and the mementos you hold on to, to remind you of the past.

And in conjunction with that, I’m really selling…guess what?

A little thing called perception.

I’m selling How You See Things.

Because, no matter what time period you live in, it all comes down to that: how you see what’s in front of you.

And believe it or not, perception comes in different forms. My company makes the perception that endures. It’s the package you’re living with right now. It’s the down-to-earth here-it-is straight-ahead common-sense type. We call it: IT IS WHAT IT IS. That’s trademarked, by the way. ISWII. It is what it is.

ISWII was invented by a very smart guy whose name has been long forgotten. He was a flaming genius, and he realized something great. People would go for ISWII because it would lock them in.

Who wants to wake up on a Tuesday morning and suddenly see life in a completely different way?

ISWII is the most popular perception package in the universe, bar none. It has Reliability. Consistency.

All those centuries and epochs ago, when I was a rookie training for this job, the guys let me try on a whole bunch of different perception packages, so I could see what kind of competition I was up against.

I saw foolish things, ridiculous things. But when I was given ISWII, our product, I felt like I was home.

ISWII gives you a stability you can count on for your whole life. And, believe me, that’s no small feat.

ISWII is time-tested. It’s as solid as solid can be. It doesn’t break down.

Exit From the Matrix

But it does need vaccine boosters from time to time, and that’s why I’m here today talking to you.

Every twenty thousand years, we institute a planet-wide upgrade, just to make sure nothing goes wrong. And you’re all due.

Now, you could refuse, in which case you’ll have to take full responsibility for the ugly consequences, or you could do the right thing and just re-up. I have to tell you, our re-up rate is 99.859 percent. I’m proud of that figure.

In the small print, the contract lays out a few details concerning IMAGINATION. This is for your own protection—because if you take imagination too far (and who knows how far that is, until it’s too late), you’ll set up what we call an interference field, which means ISWII will tend to malfunction. You don’t want that.

So here’s the contract. Sign on the dotted line, and we’re done.

Thank you very much.

I love you guys. Really, I do. I admire your tenacity and your willingness to stay with our package. Our company continues to prosper because of you.

THE PLEDGE: “I promise not to mess with the perception package. If I believe someone is operating outside the boundaries of the package, I will shun him. If I myself stray, I will turn myself in and receive treatment. All hail to the ISWII perception package!”

The reality salesman knows what he’s doing. He makes a very good living. Secretly, he knows our perception of our own lives and futures is grossly limited by his product, just as our eyes can only see part of the light spectrum. He is aware of this.

He’s selling limitation.

Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

11 comments on “The reality salesman makes a house call

  1. From Québec says:

    I was sweating hard trying to write a script for my soap opera, when the phone rang. It was the THE REALITY SALESMAN.

    Gee! I thought, maybe I should listen to his gibberish… you never know, he could make an interesting character in my scenario.

    So I let him rave and gave him a few “hum..hum.. interesting… I see…yeah.. sure…”, until he said: “So here’s the contract. Sign on the dotted line, and we’re done.”

    I replied: “ Unless you haven’t noticed, it’s impossible to sign a contract on the phone. Maybe you need a little correction in your ISWII”. But still, come to my house next Monday in the afternoon. I will be glad to sign it. He agreed.

    Monday, he was there alright, but I didn’t open the door. Instead, I left him this notice on my door:

    Dear reality saleman,

    I’m home, but I’m not really at home. I’m traveling in the Universe and having a conversation with the stars to get some inspiration for a scenario I’m writing.

    Sorry to let you down. But you see, you cannot believe everything people tell you. I never had the intention to sign your contract. I just wanted to see how gullible and naïve you were. I wanted to test your perception. I guess I made my point.

    You may be proud to say that you’ve held your ISWII job for over a hundred thousand years, but that is nothing compared to the wisdom and creative skills of the stars who have been there for trillions and quadrillions of years and more.

    Your forgotten smart guy who invented ISWII, was no flaming genius at all. He either had no imagination whatsoever, or he was part of the greedy globalist psychopaths who want to enslave humanity.

    Sorry for creating some inconvenient interference fields that will result in malfunction of ISHII. But hey! It’s fair play. May the best man win!


    • Michael Burns says:

      @ the writer from montreal

      Hahaha..too funny. I like it. What a great piece. One of your soap characters, yes…could be this guy… Mr Reality freakin Salesman…he could be some pseudo – CIA type, sneeky Mk-ultra fellow.

      Yours on a role Q…strike while the iron is hot… Make hay while the sun….never judge a book by its cover… or that ole saying when I was in the IRA as young fella, I joined up as a cook ya know…hey terrorists like to eat. Anyway the old say was “Where ever you go, there you are.”

      • From Québec says:

        Your reply is just as funny and so is your new other post below.

        You know what? I really like this site. I hope it will be there for a long long time. Jon is a great teacher, he inspires people.

        I wish more people will join us. The more the merrier!

  2. JackieO says:

    Are you the reality salesman, wow that is quite a handel but then I reckon today it is knd of hard to peddle the truth, I definitely know it is but refuse to give up Because the bloodsuckers are out there also and they want your money all of it no matter how they get it. That is our world today, just a sinking ship and nobody around to tell the truth too, thanks. Jackie ONeil

  3. Kyle Andrews says:

    This is the last time I will ever purchase this crappy product. No more go arounds for me this is my last incarnation into this physical illusion.

    I broke free from the matrix 20 years ago and I am not looking back. Screw this system and all of its trinkets and useless toys. No more living in the group think mentality and the go along to get along mindset.

    I’m a complete pain in the ass to the system and I will not conform. I don’t respect authority merely because you have a “title” especially when you are part of the corrupt system. I don’t respect cops who murder people for “selling cigarettes” and then get off free. I don’t respect the politicians who make these laws to protect the wealthy and the state at large.

    I could go on and on but I will NOT purchase this product again.

  4. JD III says:

    I have been following your work for about a year now,and i agree with your philosophy 100 percent.
    I’m reading ,”The Tantric Mysticism Of Tebet”.I’m reading it intentionally very slowly,soaking in the knowledge.
    I am a huge fan of your work and have similar views about many crises in the world.
    Geo-engineering by far is the number 1 threat to all life on the planet.Nano-Aluminum kills (Alzheimer’s,parkinsons,dementia)and causes cancer.A billion dollar business in the U.S.
    I have had far to many Ct.scans following the many growths(adenomas,cysts,nodules,nodes,hemangiomas,polyps)in my body.And i was a nuclear plant worker and received a considerable amount of radiation there.My health is bad,B.p is high,cushings syndrome,and many other annoying symptoms.I’m going to the N.I.H in Maryland for clinical trial.I might have cancer.
    I have spread the word about many controversial tragedies,like Fukushima nuke plant Melting down for 4 yrs at a unprecedented scale onto the pacific ocean, releasing hundred of thousands of tons of cooled plutonium ocean water back into the Pacific ocean .One of the cat 5 hurricanes that hit Japan spread radiation throughout Tokyo.
    Cat scans are causing millions of people to die from cancer,the risk of cancer is far higher than the propaganda that’s online.You have to search carefully through a mountain of b.s.
    I believe we are energy spirits that possibly come back and have lived for thousands of years,and mine is very old.
    If i had the $ i would buy your book yesterday.Keep up your valuable,enlightening,rebellious,independent,inspiring,original,relevant work.The programming of status quo assholes reminds me of the movie, “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”,except the pod people represent a brainwashed public.Dont fall asleep has more than one metaphor..
    Sincerely,James W Donahue III […]

    • From Québec says:

      I’m no doctor and I hate to give advices. But still, I know that cancer cells cannot survive in a pH Body who is alkaline neutral. There are many sites on the Web who show people how to alkanize your pH. Maybe you can take a look at them. Just type on Google: “cancer cells cannot survive in a pH Body who is alkaline neutral”… many articles will pop up..

  5. What a surprise. I expected something completely different:

    The reality salesman goes from door to door and finds precisely NO buyers.


    Because NO ONE even WANTS reality; much less to PAY for it.

    They have already bankrupted themselves in the purchase of comfortable illusions and delusions.


  6. From Québec says:

    The REALITY they SELL you :

    GMOs are good
    Vaccines and drugs are good and safe
    Government is your friend
    Wars are needed
    Global Warming is man made
    The Earth is overpopulated
    Religions are real

    KNOWLEDGE tells you:

    That all the above is wrong
    GMO’s ,drugs and vaccines make you sick
    Government enslaves you
    Wars are rackets (Health of the States)
    The Sun rules the Climate
    The population is declining.
    Religions take all your powers away.

    PERCEPTION tells you:

    Something is very wrong here.
    Why do they want us to believe all that?
    Why should we believe those well known liars?
    Why and How can they say that they know?
    Who are they?
    What do they base their facts on?
    They created their own laws.
    Not so long ago, they thought the Earth was flat and that a plane couldn’t fly.

    IMAGINATION tells you:

    What if we haven’t discovered one tenth of billions of possible things to be created?
    What if we humans had unlimited super powers?
    What are we waiting for?
    Let’s test that and turn this world around.
    Let’s start living.

  7. Michael Burns says:

    “A little thing called perception.” – Jon the Rap

    That’s my problem, perception!..yes, perception!.
    Or is it reception?…maybe it’s reception!. Maybe my receiver is all screwed up…yeah its my reception.
    Ah well perception is close enough.

  8. Daniel Cunningham says:

    Jon, you ARETHE BEST! I thought it was only me who saw through the utter bullshit that the “system” tries to push on us as normal, or reality. We must create our own reality and this beast of these (you are so right-psychopaths!), so-called elite try to pass on to us is hogwash at best, evil is the true word I’m looking for, to enslave ALL humanity so they can control everything. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

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